Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.
I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
Yes it got better finally
Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…
And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..
What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???
HEELS???????
GUYS IT’S A TRAP
this post is dumb
she forgot to say “accessorize!”
I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.
The fandoms of Tumblr join together to discuss the Sherlock predicament
Doctor Who: Guys, we need to do something about Sherlock.
Homestuck: What? What's wrong?
Doctor Who: They're jealous of you, Homestuck. You complained about being on hiatus for two months and then you got an update and... now they're just going insane.
Homestuck: But-but that wasn't our fault! We were just excited!
Doctor Who: I know. But look at them!
Sherlock: Falls... falling... how... John... Sherlock... Rat, wedding, bow.
Doctor Who: As you can see, prolonged exposure drove them insane.
Supernatural: Well, what do expect us to do? It's not like they're possessed or anything, they're just psychotic.
Sherlock: I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH, I AM A HIGH-FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH! DO YOUR RESEARCH.
Avengers: What's going on here?
Hunger Games: Should we kill it?
Doctor Who: No, that's not what I meant! I meant--
Harry Potter: Hey, we're in pain, too! Why don't we get any sympathy?
Merlin: Guys, just calm down--
Star Trek: WHY ARE YOU SYMPATHIZING WITH KHAN!?
Sherlock: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Doctor Who: I. AM. TALKING!!
Everyone: ...
Doctor Who: Thank you. Alright, we need to get someone to help Sherlock. Do you know anyone? A psychiatrist, maybe?
Hannibal: Would anyone care for a nice meal?
Doctor Who: Where did you even come from? Did we invite you?
“Hello, I’ve never seen you before.”
“This form is new for me. What’re you called?”
“I’m Sexy. Do you have a name?”
“He…he calls me Baby.”
Sorry but there are no words for how much I want this ok thank
HUMAN!IMPALA HUMAN!TARDIS YES PLEASE
Jensen: We actually specially stock our house for when Jared visits. And when we lived together I didn’t even bother doing the grocery shopping because what I eat in five or six meals Jared eats in a snack.
Jared: I didn’t know that’s why you never went grocery shopping! I just thought you thought I was better at it!
Jensen: At grocery shopping?
Jared: Yeah!
